Is this the new math?

My blogging friend, Suze, published a post on her blog about her experience with two Millennials at a fast-food restaurant. Now Suze is an old, card-carrying dingbat; but even Suze, on her craziest day, with her wildest imagination, could not fabricate a tale as absurd and as incredulous as this. If the rapture does not come before Millennials become the leaders(?) and decision makers(?) of our future, we’re all headed for serious trouble.

You have to read this to believe it.