Just Incase

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“Please make sure he’s in the middle.”

“Why?”

“It’s the safest place.”

“Seriously?”

“Well that’s what all the experts say.”

“But we have dual side curtain airbags and reaching in the middle of the truck is a pain in the ass.”

“Can’t you ever just do what I ask?”

“You’re gonna push me on this too, really?”

“We talked about this, when the police officer showed us how to properly install the car seat last week.”

“Whatever, all you do is bitch and nag, as usual.”

“I know, right. Its not like we’re arguing over the safety of our five day old newborn or anything.”

“You’re paranoid.”

“And you’re a lazy asshole. I’m thorough. He goes in the middle. Just incase.”

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